Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 09:02:06 +0100
Subject: Hvad skal jeg sige . . . . .
Hej Allesammen !
Der skal mere end computersammenbrud og sygdom til at stoppe "DDD", selvom
det er svært. Trods rygter om det modsatte fortsætter servicen - lidt endnu
A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about
to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful
homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice.
Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass
window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the
window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove
off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the
house, they found no one there. The husband called out and
no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a
gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife said, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked
over the vase you see there and freed me from that little
bottle. I am so grateful," he answered.
The wife said, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you
two wishes, the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes...one was for a
scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily
agreed. The other was for and income of $1,000,000 per year forever.
The genie nodded and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my
way with your wife." I have not been with a woman for many years, and after
have made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."
The husband and wife agreed.
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the
wife, "How long have you been married?" to which she
responded, "Three years." The genie then asked, "How old
is your husband?" to which she responded, "31 years old."
The genie then asked, "How long has he believed in this
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