Date: Fri, 13 Mar 1998 08:52:28 +0100
Hej Allesammen !
Vi fik igår indført flextid her på mit arbejde, med det herlige resultat at
man nu kan gå tidligt eller sove længe, alt efter ønske & behov. Det er
ikke så lang tid siden jeg er mødt (dyner kan have en utrolig tiltrækning),
men der er til gengæld længere tid til jeg skal hjem. "The lord gives and
the lord takes". Så er det jo godt at vi har "DDD" til at hjælpe os med at
There was this Scotsman who took a well deserved vacation in the German
city of Hamburg. Since Hamburg is very known for having many whorehouses,
the Scotsman decided he should pay one a visit. Finally arrived at one of
the local pleasuehoses, the Scotsman started argueing about the price for a
good lay. The Scots are as you probably know, not known as big spenders.
Finally the madame got tired of argueing and told the scotsman to go down
in the basement where a girl would be lying. For this he only had to pay 5
DM. The Scotsman, of course, became very happy and went down in the
basement which was very dark, but he found his lay in the end.
After about twenty minutes the Scotsman came up from the basement and the
madame asked him about his experience. The Scotsman replied that girl was
okay, but she spat in his face everytime he was jumping her bones.
The Madame then turned and shouted: "Janitor, the corpse in the basement is
Så er det slut med tyske bordeller ! : (