Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 07:44:53 +0100
Hej Allesammen !
Det er ikke alting her i verden man kan forstå.
1. Det er mandag morgen.
2. Jeg er stået pokkers tidligt op, for at udnytte min flextid.
3. Det er tåget, gråt & fugtigt vejr.
Til trods disse hårde odds, føler jeg mig frisk, vågen og klar til dagens
Konklusion: Jeg må være syg !
Meeen nogle ting her i livet kan man forstå, nemlig "DDD". Når i læser den,
så send en venlig tanke til Søren, for den stammer også fra ham.
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long
flight from LA to NY. The programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if
he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so
he politely seclines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The Programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a fun.
He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer you pay
me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay
you $5. Again the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.
The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, OK, if you don't know the
answer you pay me $5 and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50. This
catches the Engineer's attention, and the sees no end to this torment
unless he plays, se he agrees to the game.
The programmer asks the first question. What is the distance from the earth
to the moon ? The engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet,
pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Programmer.
Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer : What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down on four ? The Programmer looks up at him
with a puzzled look He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of
his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the
net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his
co-workes -- all to no avail.
After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50.
The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to
sleep. The programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and
asks : Well, so what's the answer ? Without a word, the Engineer reaches
into his wallet, hands the Programmer $5 and turns back to sleep.
Fortsat god mandag til alle jer weekend-junkier !
Friske morgen hilsner