SSSS Nummer 8 1. årgang 8. februar 2002
Rejehop
Dagene flyver afsted - nu er det week-end
igen. Jeg er ærlig talt lidt uinspireret i dag, og
ved ikke helt hvad jeg skal skrive om.
Der er ellers nok af emner:
Prins Henrik følte sig som nummer tre, og tog
derfor med eksprestog til Kina (eller var det
Frankrig?) mens han nynnede svansevisen.
Peter Brixtofte tror snart det er ham der
bestemmer hvad vej kloden drejer, hvis ikke han
lige opfylder en tropisk drøm for Farums
pensionister.
En HA prospekt, er næppe prospekt mere, efter at
han har stukket en mand lige der hvor hjertet
slår, bare fordi han spurgte "var der ellers noget
du ville?"
Og hvis du ikke allerede havde gættet det, så er
der Melodi Grand Prix i morgen. Men jeg vil nu
hellere se en video video.
o O ( ) O o
Dette er 8. udgave af SSSS, og vi er nu oppe på 42
læsere. Som sædvanligt holder SSSS en pause i
week-end'en, så ha' en go' week-end!
o O ( ) O o
Dagens vittighed er ikke for de sarte, men den er
lang. Hun ville blot danse i måneskin, men han var
vild med eventyr:
Honeymoon
A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of
the their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to
take a stroll down the beach. On their way they
pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front
porch is an overweight woman, stark naked, legs
akimbo, eating a slice of watermelon. The husband
sees this and liking the idea of his new wife
exhibiting her body in public asks her whether she
would do the same. The wife looks at him in
disgust and refuses.
The second morning they pass the shanty house
again and, sure enough, the overweight woman is
sitting on the porch stark naked, legs akimbo,
eating another slice of watermelon. Not being put
off be his new wife's refusal, the husband
enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and
ask that woman what it feels like to sit there
naked, letting the air waft over your cunt?". The
wife again refuses.
This continues each morning for two weeks until it
is the last day of the honeymoon. Each morning
they would pass by the woman, each morning the
husband would try to persuade his new wife to copy
her, and each morning the wife would refuse.
However, it being the last morning the husband
gives it one more try and enquires of his wife,
"Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it
feels like to sit there naked, letting the air
waft over your cunt?"
The wife finally gives in, opens the gate of the
shanty house and walks up to the overweight woman
on the front porch. "What does it feel like to sit
there naked, letting the air waft over your cunt?"
she asks, hesitantly. "I don't rightly know",
replies the woman, "but it sure keeps the flies
off me an' my watermelon."
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