SSSS Nummer 12 1. årgang 14. februar 2002
Revenge of DarkTwonky
Har jeg sagt, at jeg har travlt? Det har jeg! Ud
over kundebesøg, projekter og arbejde i
sportsforeningens bestyrelse, så skal jeg også til
karneval på lørdag. Og, karneval = kostume, som
jeg ikke har. Men jeg tror nok vi klarer den,
Linda hjælper jo til... mere om det på mandag.
I går var det spilleaften i Spilleklubben Rykker
Nu (se http://rykker.nu/ ), og jeg var så tæt på at
vinde i RoboRally, da Flemming "nuke'ede" sin
robot! Og i aften skal der spilles pool med de de
tidligere kolleger fra DMI (hej drenge!).
Men travle folk får jo lavet mest, det er nok
derfor jeg når at skrive SSSS hver dag.
o O ( ) O o
Min arm er begyndt at være øm, enten er det fordi
hævelsen er faldet eller også har jeg bøjet den
for meget i går (muligvis en anden grund til at
jeg ikke vandt).
o O ( ) O o
Dagens vittighed, bringer os til det smukke
Italien - vi kommer ind i historien lige efter
brylluppet:
Foot 1/2
Maria had just got married and being a traditional
Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her
wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she
was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't
worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and
he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took
off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria
ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama,
Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good
men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take
good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the
bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his
hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her
mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and
he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's
a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care
of you."
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony
took off his socks and on his left foot he was
missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran
downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a
half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the
mother. "This is a job for Mama."
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