SSSS Nummer 11 1. årgang 13. februar 2002
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dagens vits, den kommer her:
Two managers are going over their budget for the
next year. After analyzing expenses and revenues,
they come to the conclusion that they will have to
lay off one of their two assistants, Jack or
Jane. They go back and forth but can't decide who
to lay off. Finally, one manager decides that they
lay off the first person who gets up form their
In the meantime, Jane is hard at work but suddenly
gets a headache. She gets some aspirin from her
desk drawer and gets up from her desk to get some
water. One of the managers gets up to break the
bad news to Jane.
Manager: "Jane, I need to talk to you. I've got a
problem. I either need to lay you or Jack off..."
Jane: "Well, jack-off. I've got a headache."
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