SSSS Nummer 18 1. årgang 22. februar 2002
Nu med negerarm
Så er det week-end - ja, selvom der sikkert er
flere af jer, der først læser det her på mandag,
så er det altså fredag lige nu.
o O ( ) O o
Sproget udvikler sig. Linda og jeg skulle se hvad
der kom i TV i aften, og slog over på
tekst-tv. Der var en reklame for tekst-tv chat!
Det måtte vi lige se. Det er på DR's tekst-tv
side 586. Og det var her jeg lærte noget nyt: da
jeg var unge sagde vi "jeg har lige lagt en
negerarm," når vi havde lavet bummelum. Men i dag
siger man "jeg sku' lige en dej!"
o O ( ) O o
Hvis dej, negerarme og bummelum er skrap kost, så
skal du nok ikke læse dagens vittighed:
Mix TV with Peanuts
One evening a man was at home watching TV and
eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then
catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching
one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned
to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in
only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for
assistance, and after hours of trying they became
worried and decided to go to hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their
daughter came home with her date. After being
informed of the problem, their daughter's date
said he could get the peanut out. The young man
told the father to sit down, then shoved two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow
hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew
out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for
joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing
and the daughter brought the young man out to the
kitchen for something to eat .
Once he was gone the mother turned to the
father. The mother said, "That's wonderful. Isn't
he smart? What do you think he's going to be when
he grows older?"
The father replied, "According to the smell of his
fingers,... our son in-law!"
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