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SSSS     Nummer 64    1. årgang         16. maj 2002

Dagens SSSS skrevet, jeg har

Dagens SSSS er sent på den, det skyldes
naturligvis, at vi var til verdenspremiere på Star
Wars Episode II i nat. Forestillingen startede
kl. 23:59, der var forfilm men ingen
reklamer. Selve filmen varer over to timer, så vi
var først hjemme kl. tre - og så skulle vi jo lige
tale om filmen før vi kunne sove.

Filmen er god, ingen tvivl om det. Den er mættet,
både i handling og billede, men i modsætning til
den forrige film, hænger det hele sammen.

Der er flere referencer til og parafraser over de
oprindelige tre film, hvilket er en nydelse for en
gammel fan, som mig.

o O ( ) O o

Dagens vittighed er naturligvis en Star Wars
vittighed, fansene griner og I andre fatter ikke
en bjælde:


The Empire Strikes Back (The Real Ending)

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader
is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the
gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's
hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation
shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but
realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened
to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed
him!

Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it
to be true...

Luke: NO!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what
else? You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: 3PO?

Darth Vader: Yes... 3PO... I built him... when I
was 7 years old...

Luke: No...

Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you
done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and
couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the
swamp...

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I
single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid
Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my
father never gave me what I wanted for my
birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of
the Sith... waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up...

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was
you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's
Canyon!

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10
years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only
human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, baby!

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards
it.

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I
don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't
mine...

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates,
then plunges down the shaft.

Darth Vader looks after him.

Darth Vader: Get a haircut!


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