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SSSS     Nummer 65    1. årgang         16. maj 2002


Mine forældre inviterede ud at spise. Så Linda og
jeg blev hentet lidt i syv og kørt til Café
Lindevang, hvor vi fik henholdsvis gammeldaws
oksesteg og mørbradbøffer. Det er nemlig god
traditionel dansk mad, der serveres på Café
Lindevang - og i store portionen, så vi næsten
kunne trille hjem. Det gjorde vi dog ikke, i
stedet tog vi sammen med mine forældre hjem til

o O ( ) O o

Jeg er stadig i Star Wars humør (jeg skal jo ind
og se den igen den 29.), så som en ekstra bonus
får I her en Star Wars sang:

Imperial Rhapsody
(sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsoody, by Queen)

Lando: This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.
Leia: Open your eyes
Stand up to their guys and see.
Luke: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
Cus who's my dad, I dunno
Little whine, little moan.
Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really
matter, to me

Piett: Vader just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life's no longer there.
Vader, we had just begun,
And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader, oooooooo.
Didn't mean too make you mad
If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever

Yoda: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.
Luke: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.
Piett: Vader, ooooooooooo,
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Luke: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!

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Dagens vittighed har en pointe, i modsætning til
gårsdagens Star Wars parodi:

The Test

Young man Murphy applied for an engineering
position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An
American applied for the same job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were
asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men only missed
one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy
and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've
decided to give the American the job."

Murphy asked, "And why would you be doing that? We
both got nine questions correct. This being
Ireland, and me being Irish I should get the job!"

The manager said, "We have made our decision not
on the correct answers, but rather on the question
that you missed."

Murphy then asked, "And just how would one
incorrect answer be better than the other?"

The manager replied, "Well, the American put down
on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down,
'Neither do I'."

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