Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 77    1. årgang         5. juni 2002

Ska' jeg slå flik-flak?

Grundlovsdag, endnu en af de mange spredte fridage
her om foråret - og så var vejret endda godt. Vi
havde en dejlig dag, spiste på café Phister sammen
med Samantha og Dyre, gik en tur i Vanløse og
slappede af.

o O ( ) O o

Tirsdag havde jeg været til Kick-Off med
firmaet. Det har ikke noget med fodbold at gøre,
men er en årlig tilbagevendende begivenhed, hvor
vi skal rystes sammen.

I år foregik det på Flakfortet, hvor vi både holdt
møde, var på spøgelsesjagt og spiste lækker
italiensk mad. Og en godnatøl i nyhavn var der
naturligvis også tid til.

o O ( ) O o

Dagens vittighed er en klassiker, som jeg gerne
deler med jer:


The Dead Rabbit

This guy comes home from work one day to find his
dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his
mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He
takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house
and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts
the dead rabbit back into the cage at the
neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died
of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks
the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"

The guy stumbles around and says,
"Um..no..um..what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in
his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the
day after we buried him someone had dug him up,
gave him a bath and put him back into the
cage. There are some real sick people out
there..."


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