SSSS Nummer 112 1. årgang 14. august 2002
Kære dagbog...
Da jeg var dreng købte jeg en dagbog (eller også
"plagede" jeg mig til den). Det var en fin en af
slagsen, med hængelås og det hele.
Årsagen var en børneudsendelse, en tegnet serie,
som jeg ikke kan huske navnet på. Jeg kan heller
ikke rigtigt huske hvad den handlede om, udover at
hovedpersonen (en pige) havde en dagbog. Og hvert
afsnit startede med at der blev læst op af
dagbogen.
Jeg kom aldrig rigtigt igang med at skrive
dagbog. Men idag, over tyve år senere, er jeg så
begyndt at skrive den daglige SSSS - og det er jo
også en slags dagbog (denne her er dog uden lås).
o O ( ) O o
Jeg håber I er klar til dagens vittighed, for den
kommer her:
Three Couples Playing Golf
A Dutch couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish
couple are at the links ready to tee off. The
Dutchman's wife steps up to the tee and as she
bends over to place ball a gust of wind blows her
skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?"
her husband demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money
to afford to buy any!"
The Dutchman immediately reaches into his pocket
and says, "For the sake of St. Nicholas, here's
$50, go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her
ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that
she is wearing no undies.
"Bejesus woman. You've no knickers! Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you
give me!"
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of St. Patrick, here's $20, go and buy yourself
some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind
also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that
she too is naked under it.
"Hoots mon woman! Why d'ye have nae knickers?"
She too explains, "You nae give me enough
housekeeping money to be able to afford any!"
The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For
the sake of St. Andrew, lass, here's a comb, tidy
yourself up a wee bit."
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