SSSS Nummer 264 2. årgang 4. maj 2003
En elektronisk Mu
Weekenden er overstået, og der skete en del.
Lørdag havde Lindas mor fødselsdag, så vi skulle
til fødselsdagsmiddag på Lolland. Vi havde
heldigvis kørelejlighed begge veje, så det var
nemt nok.
o O ( ) O o
Søndag skulle Linda til intensiv Tai Chi-træning,
og det passede fint, for jeg ville gerne til
medlemsmøde i SSLUG, der skulle have valgt ny
bestyrelse. Lindas træning havde været hård, men
mit møde gik stille og roligt (selv om dirigenten
afsluttede med at takke for "god rod og orden" -
om det var bevidst eller ubevidst ved jeg ikke,
han grinede i hvert fald selv.)
Efter mødet tog jeg ind og hentede
biografbilletter til "Stobyens Små Mirakler" og
hentede Linda. Vi tog ind at spise, og så film
bagefter. Filmen var ikke imponerende. Der var
nogle rigtigt gode skuespillere med, hvilket
løftede filmen op på middel. Det er en romantisk
komedie, hvor parret umuligt kan få hinanden, og
så ender det måske lykkeligt alligevel.
o O ( ) O o
Sidste weekends polterabend er nu on-line. Der er
lidt billeder og andet godt. Dem der kender
Rasmus (kaldet Mu), bør nok lige smutte forbi, og
skrive en hilsen i gæstebogen.
Se http://www.e-mu.dk/
I andre kan selvfølgelig prøve om I kan finde
pinlige billeder af mig.
o O ( ) O o
Dagens vittighed handler om ting vi kan lære ved
at se film fra Hollywood:
Hollywood Lessons
* It does not matter if you are heavily
outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts:
your enemies will wait patiently to attack you
one by one, dancing around in a threatening
manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.
* Honest and hard-working policemen are
traditionally gunned down three days before
their retirement.
* All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach
the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist
level of the man lying beside her.
* At least one of a pair of identical twins is
born evil.
* Most laptop computers are powerful enough to
override the communications system of any
invading alien society.
* All grocery bags contain at least one stick of
French bread.
* You're very likely to survive any battle in any
war unless you make the mistake of showing
someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
* A man will show no pain while taking the most
ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman
tries to clean his wounds.
* If a large pane of glass is visible, someone
will be thrown through it before long.
* If staying in a haunted house, women should
investigate any strange noises in their most
revealing underwear.
* Even when driving down a perfectly straight
road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel
vigorously from left to right every few moments.
* All bombs are fitted with electronic timing
devices with large red readouts so you know
exactly when they're going to go off, but
luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the
right wire.
* A detective can only solve a case once he has
been suspended from duty.
* Police departments give their officers
personality tests to make sure they are
deliberately assigned a partner who is their
total opposite.
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This came from Søren Lund - mailto:soren@lund.org -
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