SSSS Nummer 265 2. årgang 6. maj 2003
Duuuuut - Færgen er i havn om få minutter
Mandag blev en travl dag. Det er jo om mandagen vi
skal vejes hos vægtvogterne, så jeg skal
gå relativt tidligt. Og så fik Rune den
glimrende idé, at vi skulle i biffen og se "X2"
(eller "X-Men 2" som den hedder på
dansk). Inden biografbesøget skulle vi jo
også lige nå at spise.
o O ( ) O o
Jeg havde tabt mig 900 g, så jeg syntes godt
jeg kunne købe lidt slik til
forestillingen. Men der var jo ingen grund til at
spilde for mange point, så jeg valgte at fylde
en lille pose Ta'-selv-slik udelukkende med
sukkerfri (og dermed kalorieletter) varianter. Det
skulle jeg nok ikke have gjort. Der må været
et eller andet i sukkerfrit slik, som jeg ikke kan
tåle, for jeg fik afsindigt meget luft i maven
(så meget at det gjorde ondt). Det samme skete
faktisk sidste mandag, så nu er jeg sikker
på at det er slikket, jeg ikke kan tåle.
o O ( ) O o
Selve filmen skuffede lidt. Jeg havde glædet
mig meget, og havde måske sat forventningerne
lidt i vejret. Det er ikke nogen dårlig film,
men den varer to timer, og det er en halv time for
meget. Historien går i stå ind imellem, og
det fungerer ikke særligt godt. Til gengæld
er actionscenerne og effekterne i top, så er
man til genren er det stadig i film man bør
se (og drengene kan jo altid savle over smukke
Halle Berry, mens pigerne sukker efter Hugh
Jackman.)
o O ( ) O o
Her er dagens vittighed:
Two Deaf Mutes
Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes
standing on a street corner talking to each other
with sign language.
Mute #1 (SIGN) "What would you like to do?"
Mute #2 (SIGN) "I don't know, what about you?"
Mute #1 (SIGN) "Let's get my car, find some girls,
drive to a dark space and have some fun."
Mute #2 (SIGN) "Good idea."
So they get his car, find some girls, drive to a
dark spot and are having a ball when the guy in
the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on
the shoulder...
Front Seat Mute (SIGN) "What?"
Back Seat Mute (SIGN) "Have you got any
protection?"
Front Seat Mute (SIGN) "No. Don't you?"
Back Seat Mute (SIGN) "No. We had better go to a
drug store and get some."
They procede to drive to a drug store and the man
in the back seat gets out and goes inside. In two
minutes he is back outside and taps on the car
window.
Inside Mute (SIGN) "What?"
Outside Mute (SIGN) "I've got a problem."
Inside Mute (SIGN) "What?"
Outside Mute (SIGN) "I can't make the druggist
understand what I want."
Inside Mute (SIGN) "I know What to do."
Outside Mute (SIGN) "What?"
Inside Mute (SIGN) "Go back inside. Put five
dollars on the counter. Put your pecker on the
counter. He'll know what you want."
Outside Mute (SIGN) "Good idea."
The man goes back into the drug store and two
minutes later he's back at the car window.
Inside Mute (SIGN) "Well?"
Outside Mute (SIGN) "It didn't work."
Inside Mute (SIGN) "What do you mean?"
Outside Mute (SIGN) "I did what you told me to
do. I went inside. I put 5 dollars on the
counter. I put my pecker on the counter. He put
his on the counter. It was bigger than mine. He
took my 5 dollars."
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This came from Søren Lund - mailto:soren@lund.org -
Please visit my web site: http://soren.lund.org/ or
my personal site (in danish): http://slu.person.dk/
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