SSSS Nummer 295 2. årgang 26. juni 2003
Musikken er derude
Som jeg skrev i går, skal vi ind og se "Charlie's
Angels" i morgen. Og i den for bindelse har jeg et
spørgsmål: hvad hedder sangen, der bliver brugt i
forfilmen, og hvem spiller? Det lyder som om de
synqer "cool corona" i omkvædet, men jeg har
forgæves søgt på Internettet efter et navn.
Til gengæld fandt jeg ud af hvem der har lavet
musikken til Nokias reklame for 7250 - det er med
en a cappella gruppe, der hedder Zap Mama og
sangen hedder Come to Me Coco.
o O ( ) O o
Jeg var tæt på at være Linda utro i går. Okay,
måske ikke tæt på, men jeg havde i hvert fald
muligheden. Jeg var lige ved at skulle lukke min
computer ned og tage hjem fra arbejde, da jeg fik
en Instant Message. Herunder er forløbet af
samtalen (jeg har anonymiseret navne, for at
beskytte de uskyldige):
(16:30:44) H6: hi... anyone there??
(16:31:17) SL: yeah ?!
(16:31:27) H6: oh yourthere :) hi...
(16:31:34) SL: hi
(16:31:45) H6: a/s/l (age sex locattion)?
(16:32:17) SL: 36/m/denmark - U?
(16:32:24) H6: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your
profile. thought you might like to
hat.
(16:32:32) H6: so what have you been up to
soren_llund?
(16:33:28) SL: well right now i'm getting ready to
leave for work, it's around five
here in denmark
(16:33:39) H6: cool. i was just hangin out
watching tv. i was getting kinda
horny :) (*blushes)
(16:33:50) H6: oh no not work... thats a 4 letter
word you know..
(16:34:33) H6: feel like a little cyber fun with
me ? please plese...
(16:34:54) SL: not really...
(16:35:18) H6: oh well your loss. why dont you
have a look at my personal webpaage
cyberfungirls.com and see what you
missed out on.
(16:35:52) SL: ok, will do
Hvis jeg var gået med på legen, har jeg en idé om,
at jeg på et tidspunkt var blevet bedt om et
kreditkortnummer eller at gå ind på et websted for
at se billeder (live måske). Jeg var lige ved at
fortælle om sleazyblackchicks.com, men jeg skulle
hjem, og "hun" var sikkert på vej videre til det
næste offer.
o O ( ) O o
Her er dagens vittighed:
Growing Longer
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was
growing larger and staying erect longer, he was
delighted, as was his wife. But after several
weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite concerned since this was
starting to interfere with his walking, so he and
his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After
an initial examination, the physician explained to
the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition
could be cured through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife
asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded
the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife, "you are planning to
lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
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This came from Søren Lund - mailto:soren@lund.org -
Please visit my web site: http://soren.lund.org/ or
my personal site (in danish): http://slu.person.dk/
or my weird site: http://www.sleazyblackchicks.com/
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