Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 296   2. årgang        26. juni 2003

Spørgsmål og svar

Det kan godt betale sig at stille spørgsmål i
dagens SSSS. I går spurgte jeg til musikken i
Charlie's Angels forfilmen, og her var Per hurtig
og vidende. Han svarede (helt korrekt), at der var
tale om My Sharona med The Knack.

o O ( ) O o

Roskilde Festivalen er gået i qang. Jeg ved, at
der er en del af mine læsere afsted for at lytte
til musik flere dage i træk. Jeg har aldrig været
til musikfestival, og har heller ingen trang til
at prøve det. Linda er heldigvis enig.

Jeg kan godt lide musik, og lytter til klassik,
jazz, rock, pop, hip hop og meget andet.

Jeg er sjældent til koncert. Jeg er blevet træt af
de store udendørskoncerter, og vil hellere høre et
kopiband spille på et lille spillested.

Festivalerne tror jeg ville blive for meget. Jeg
er bange for, at jeg ville få musiklede - liqesom
man har det med fed mad i dagene mellem jul og
nytår.

o O ( ) O o

Her kommer dagens vittighed:


Going to Hell

One day, all of a sudden, Bob, Tom, and Jim died
and they all went to Hell.  When they got there,
Satan greeted them and said, "Before you begin you
eternity of torture I would like to show you
something."

All three agreed and got in a car with Satan.
They drove down a long hallway filled with clocks
until Satan stopped the car.  He then pointed to a
clock then to Bob.  He told him that it was a
clock that moved one second every time he
masturbated and that it hadn't moved in 15 years.
Bob was pretty happy with himself and they all
traveled down the hallway further until they
stopped again.

He pointed to another clock then to Tom.  He said
that it hadn't moved in 10 years.  Tom was really
happy with himself.

They then traveled down to the very end of the
hallway where there was a door. All four of them
then went through the door where they saw a bed
with red sheets.  Jim then said "I don't get it,
Bob and Tom got to see their clock but where is
mine?"

Satan then pointed to the ceiling to a clock and
said "You see that clock? That one is yours."

Jim then said "But why is it in here?"

Satan said "This is my bedroom. Before you died, I
used your clock as a fan."


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